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Some days I can breathe. Others, not so much.

So I just found out that my boyfriend has probably been cheating on me for at least a month. He isn’t home yet. And I really don’t know what I’m going to do when he gets home. But I’m having a cigarette on my porch, trying to stop the tears. My best friend said he’d call me back as soon as he gets home. I dont know what to do.

Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

Who calls him that?

Himself mostly.

gossipgandhi:

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

Anonymous said: If your boobs are any bigger than a 32B odds are they will sag!!!!! Gravity!!!! Get it through your heads ladies!!!

backshelfpoet:

Whoa, dude, calm yourself. Society, fashion mags, and porn have told ladies that, no matter what size, your boobs are supposed to be perky and never have stretch marks and never be uneven, so have some fucking tolerance for girls that feel bad about having saggy boobs.

Like wow.

Chill.

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d.a.s

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

auxiliaryanimorphs:

alright so ive seen this compilation post, uploaded by batmanisagatewaydrug around a million fucking times and i’m reuploading it instead of giving it more notes because it’s already at like 220k or something ridiculous like that and i’d just like to say

  1.  theroguefeminist isnt exactly known for phrasing things well & is not always well liked among sj people. what i think they were trying to say is that it’s important to recognize valid parts of people’s identities, as the original post seemed to endorse the “I don’t see you as (x)” sort of mentality
  2. i call bullshit on the messages. OP just wanted notes at the expense of feminism
  3. thebitterfrenchcanadian’s faq confirms that this is a joke and you are all gullible
  4. wolfstirfry’s sidebar says ‘that post was a joke’ on it
  5. it’s not anyone’s responsibility to educate people who are hurting them, and the commenter was making the point that OP was unlikely to have experienced that
  6. troll anon. see use of vuv and incorrect understanding of cultural appropriation
  7. emeralddragoness has deleted but honestly i think this boils down to what a person is comfortable with themselves and OP was rlly rude in response
  8. troll anon again
  9. the way this is full of buzzwords and the cutesy emote at the end makes me think its a troll post although dating, as it doesnt exist in nature, is technically a social construct (not that that’s a bad thing)
  10. this was posted by a literal neo-nazi white supremacist, formerly known as sophia-kaminski. she’s literally the furthest thing from social justice you can get. also, a note to the commenter, race is not just skin color

conclusion: tumblr is gullible as hell and will take any excuse to hate minorities who are sticking up for themselves

lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made